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Bradley Uppercrust the Third is the best Disney character and if you disagree then you are sadly mistaken

maraschinos:

you are 80 years

bonaventure-:

i told ruslan about the goofy cult (well as best i could in extremely simple english/broken russian) and he said “i see. i never trust that dog man” 

dog man

dog man

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

dan-vs-mpreg:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

i…

uh…

tHANK S FOR MAKING ME PCITURE THAT  C H R I  ST

babyshiba:

stalk-softly:

 bonaventure- replied to your video: it’s me shooting for my french “how to”…
and as the wild temptress’ arrow flew through the air and penetrated into the red belly of the goof lord, she looked up at the sky and shrieked “mark this day on your calendars, ye gentleman, for tonight we dine on dog milk”
i only got the teat
for now

holy mother of god 

babyshiba:

stalk-softly:

bonaventure- replied to your video: it’s me shooting for my french “how to”…

and as the wild temptress’ arrow flew through the air and penetrated into the red belly of the goof lord, she looked up at the sky and shrieked “mark this day on your calendars, ye gentleman, for tonight we dine on dog milk”

i only got the teat

for now

holy mother of god 

May 25 is an auspicious date because way back in 1932, a little cartoon appeared in America’s movie theaters called “Mickey’s Revue.” It starred the already well-known and beloved Mickey Mouse, but there was an unfamiliar face in the audience watching Mickey. That face had long droopy ears, a protruding tooth, and looked, frankly … goofy.

dan-vs-mpreg:

hey i guess this could be considered a sacrilege to our dark lord but okay here’s something i drew today

snoogsogg:

WE HAVE SUMMONED THE GOOF

snoogsogg:

WE HAVE SUMMONED THE GOOF

dan-vs-mpreg:

i was expecting this

the stars are aligned

jadeharlot:

so for english we have to do a 6 word memoir or whatever

all hail our dark lord goof

stalk-softly:

honey-baby replied to your post: i have that salutatorian meeting tomorrow and i…

make your whole speech a demonic throat singing trance that will summon Goofy from the deepest slumber and harness his powers infront of the audience

really good idea!!!!!!!!!!! thank you do

beesmygod:

isnarniainyournose:

DONALD……….

always reblog

beesmygod:

isnarniainyournose:

DONALD……….

always reblog

alexis-cool:

Goofy segments (Taken with instagram)

alexis-cool:

Goofy segments (Taken with instagram)

Goofy Man

dan-vs-mpreg:

Look at that goofy, show me the goofy
Give me the goofy, I want the the goofy
Back up the goofy, I need the goofy
I like the goofy, oh what a goofy

Shaking that goofy, I saw the goofy
I want the goofy, lord what a goofy
Bring on the goofy, give up the goofy
Loving the goofy, round goofy

Down for the goofy, I want the goofy
Hunting the goofy, chasing the goofy
Casing the goofy, getting the goofy,
Beautiful goofy, smoking goofy
Talk to the goofy, more goofy…
Fine goofy

All about the goofy, big old goofy
Serious goofy, amazing goofy
I’ll take the goofy, where is the goofy
Stare at the goofy, walking the goofy
Touching the goofy, who’s got the goofy
Grabbing the goofy, rubbing the goofy
Loving the goofy, hugging the goofy
Kissing the goofy, holding the goofy
Watching the goofy…. Kicking the goofy

Sleeping goofy, screaming goofy
Harder goofy, softer goofy
Sweeter goofy, sour goofy
New goofy, used goofy
Who’s goofy, sister’s goofy
Your mama’s goofy
Cookin’ goofy, mean goofy
Good luck with the goofy

Foreign goofy, home goofy
Road goofy, found goofy
Covered goofy, bare goofy
Sweaty goofy, powder that goofy
Bad goofy, sadder goofy
Wide goofy, wider goofy…
Double wide goofy

Live for the goofy, I like the goofy
Suing the goofy, scared of the goofy
Expensive goofy, cheap goofy
Discount goofy, rented goofy
Leased goofy, selling the goofy
Working goofy, easy goofy
Sleazy goofy, greasy goofy
Need a lot more goofy

Wet goofy, dry goofy
I hope that one’s my goofy
Pretty goofy Pity goofy
Little bitty goofy

Beautiful goofy, caressing the goofy
Dissing the goofy, missing the goofy
Messing with the goofy
Oh what a wonderful goofy

Powerful goofy, finding the goofy
Give me the goofy, wake up goofy
Breakfast goofy, lunch goofy
Supper goofy, dinner goofy
Expensive goofy, cheap goofy
Buffet goofy, hot goofy
Cold goofy, takeout goofy
Delivery goofy
All Goofy

Goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy!